My triathlon inventory.

In honor of of the late, great George Carlin today’s Friday article is devoted to Stuff. To anyone not interested in endurance sports or triathlon, Carlin’s Obverse Rule applies, where one person’s Stuff is another man’s Shit.

I’ve been doing endurance sports for three years and in that time I’ve amassed a lot of stuff. In the past year alone I’ve exponentially increased the amount of stuff masquerading as necessary gear. The truth is that I don’t need this much stuff, and I’m shocked by how much of this list is redundant. It’s been a process of trying things until finding something that works, and it’s time that I purge the stuff that doesn’t serve me anymore. For now, at least, here is the current inventory:


Quintana Roo ultrafull wetsuit, full sleeve & leg
XTerra Vector Pro X2 wetsuit, sleeveless john, full leg
Tyr tri shorts (swimsuit w/padded chamois for bike)
Zoot Sports brief style swimsuit
Aquasphere Seal tinted goggles
Aquasphere Kaiman tinted goggles
Aquasphere silicone ear plugs
3 swim caps (1 yellow LA Tri Club, 1 green Tyr, 1 red Boise)
3 Speedo goggles (bought at CostCo and all three leak)
Trislide spray lubricant


Scattante R650 road bike with Shimano Ultegra components and:
     Mavic Aksium silver race wheels
     Shimano SPD-SL pedals
     Profile Design AirStryke aero bars
     Profile Design Aquarack seat post bottle holder
     two frame bottle cages
     CatEye bike computer (speed, distance, time, average speed)
     mini bike pump
     Cat-1 saddle bag holding:
           tire levers
           spare tube
           allen wrench bike tool
Sidi Genus 5 road bike shoes
1 LAS helmet
1 helmet (my first, I can’t remember who makes it)
2 Camelbak water bottles
4 Performance Bike water bottles
2 Capo Forma red bibs
1 Pearl Izumi black bibs
Assos chamois cream
1 “X-Ray” short sleeve jersey from Primal Sports
1 “Poseur Charlatan” jersey from ElevenGear
1 Bone Collector long sleeve jersey from Primal Sports
1 Pearl Izumi reflective yellow jacket
1 Pearl Izumi long sleeve yellow jersey
1 Pearl Izumi windbreaker jacket
1 Descente sleeveless jersey
1 Canari sleeveless jersey
1 Adidas cold weather jacket
1 pair Schwinn gloves
1 middle finger cyclist DeFeet socks
1 pair angry sperm DeFeet socks
1 pair skull and crossbones DeFeet socks
1 pair Primal Sports Japanese tattoo style arm warmers
1 pair Pearl Izumi black fleece arm warmers
1 pair Pearl Izumi black fleece leg warmers
1 ToPeak Joe Blow floor pump
1 Performance Bike floor standing bike rack
2 pedal wrenches (forgot I had one already)
Fuel belt bento box (throwing this away because it sucks)
Solvang 1/2 Century bento box (also sucks – it was a freebie)
Performance Bike cycling sunglasses (first pair – $30 cheapies)
Bolle clear cycling sunglasses (gift from a friend – very 1980’s silly)
Electra Townie 21 cruiser bike (thought I should mention I have more than one bike)
Park Tool chain cleaning kit
Park Tool chain scrubber
3 kinds of bike chain lube
White Lightning bike chain cleaner 


Saucony shoes (though I’m switching back to New Balance)
Asics running shorts
2 pairs Under Armour running shorts
3 pairs long sleeve Under Armour shirts
CW-X Stabilyx tights
CW-X Stabilyx short sleeve shirt
North Face running tights
North Face long sleeve running jersey
North Face long sleeve running jacket
1 Marine Corp marathon short sleeve shirt
4 pairs running socks
3 running hats (2007 LA Marathon, 2007 Marine Corp Marathon, 2008 Boise Ironman 70.3 visor)
Fuel Belt race belt
Triathlete Zombies race belt
Nathan water bottle w/nylon wrist strap
North Face water bottle belt 


Rudy Project Performance Sport sunglasses
Road ID wrist identification
Garmin Forerunner 301 GPS w/heart rate monitor
Timex Ironman watch
Timex iControl watch with iPod link
60gb 3g iPod
M-Audio iPod strap
Sony headphones
Orca tri suit
LG LA Tri Club tri suit 
Body Glide anti-chafing stick
5lb weights
10lb weights
15lb weights
yoga strap
Yoga Tune Up™ balls
Gaiam resistance stretch bands 


Endurance sports gym bag


Endurox R4

Wish list:
tri bike
cadence counter bike computer with GPS
bike fluid trainer
swimming paddles
lap snorkel
Rocket Science or DeSoto sports transition bag


2 responses to “My triathlon inventory.

  1. You always had expensive taste/habits/passions. But I’ve seen your home, where do you store it all?

  2. Hi there,

    My name is Karen Allard and I am the president of SBR SPORTS INC. Thanks for listing TRISLIDE as a “must have on your list. “I just wanted you and your readers to know that not only does it work extremely well on easing entries and creating wicked fast T1 times, BUT, runners have gotten a hold of it and are spraying it on their feet to completely prevent hot spots and blisters!!!! Also, sales in the cycling world are so great (cyclists use it to eliminate that dreaded saddle sore and chafing), that we will be at Interbike this year highlighting TRISLIDE. Please check out our site at or Thanks for the great mention! -KAREN

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